Condescending Wonka

you opened the door for someone ? you must be a saint

you opened the door for someone ? you must be a saint  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're pre-med? you must be so smart

oh, you're pre-med? you must be so smart  Condescending Wonka

So you put a body kit on your car? You must be a proffesional Nascar racer

So you put a body kit on your car? You must be a proffesional Nascar racer  Condescending Wonka

Oh you go to university? please, keep incorrectly making your inside jokes into "mee-mees"

Oh you go to university?  please, keep incorrectly making your inside jokes into

You work out every day? You must be knee deep in pussy

You work out every day? You must be knee deep in pussy  Condescending Wonka

You wrote "Love" in a foreign language? You must be so romantic

You wrote

oh, you're a fan of one direction? shut the fuck up

oh, you're a fan of one direction? shut the fuck up  Condescending Wonka

Gas is almost $4 a gallon And you think I'm going to drive over to "just chill"? Bitch you crazy

Gas is almost $4 a gallon  And you think I'm going to drive over to

Oh, you're telling ISPs to block the Pirate Bay? Tell me about how this stops piracy and helps content creators.

Oh, you're telling ISPs to block the Pirate Bay? Tell me about how this stops piracy and helps content creators.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you used M$ or Winblows in place of MS or Windows? You must be so edgy

Oh, you used M$ or Winblows in place of MS or Windows? You must be so edgy  Condescending Wonka
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