Condescending Wonka

Oh, you aced all of your business classes you must be some sort of genius

Oh, you aced all of your business classes you must be some sort of genius  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you lived in New York for a year? Please continue telling me all about it 3 years later

Oh, you lived in New York for a year? Please continue telling me all about it 3 years later  Condescending Wonka

oh you're moving out of north carolina? you must be the best activist ever

oh you're moving out of north carolina? you must be the best activist ever  Condescending Wonka

You're a stripper who got kicked out of Party animals for having sex on the dance floor? please, tell us about how offended you are by guys thinking they can get in your pants.

You're a stripper who got kicked out of Party animals for having sex on the dance floor? please, tell us about how offended you are by guys thinking they can get in your pants.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you complain about y.o.l.o. you must be the sum of all maturity

oh, you complain about y.o.l.o. you must be the sum of all maturity  Condescending Wonka

Ever hear about that comedian who prefaced every joke with, "This is so funny" Neither did I

Ever hear about that comedian who prefaced every joke with,

Oh yes, please... tell me all about how school went today.

Oh yes, please... tell me all about how school went today.  Condescending Wonka

"war on poverty," "War on drugs," "war on education," "the war on unemployment" Please, tell me, what other successful wars would you like to start?

OH THAT WAS A BURN? OUCH

OH THAT WAS A BURN? OUCH  Condescending Wonka

So, Disney buying LucasFilm will ruin Star Wars? Tell me about how good the prequels were

So, Disney buying LucasFilm will ruin Star Wars? Tell me about how good the prequels were  Condescending Wonka
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