Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have long hair and you don't care? You are so unique!

Oh, you have long hair and you don't care? You are so unique!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so I hear you might have a snow day tomorrow? I bet you didn't do your homework last night?

Oh, so I hear you might have a snow day tomorrow? I bet you didn't do your homework last night?

  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think inconveniencing me is going to teach me a lesson? You must be so mature

Oh, you think inconveniencing me is going to teach me a lesson? You must be so mature  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a picture of yourself flipping off the camera? You must be so hardcore.

Oh, you took a picture of yourself flipping off the camera? You must be so hardcore.  Condescending Wonka

You just got your first digital SLR? I can't wait to see your new photography website.

You just got your first digital SLR?  I can't wait to see your new photography website.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you painted flames on your car TELL ME HOW FAST IT GOES NOW

Oh, you painted flames on your car TELL ME HOW FAST IT GOES NOW  Condescending Wonka

So tell me about that bracket you made how fucked is it?

So tell me about that bracket you made how fucked is it?  Condescending Wonka

your commercial has dubstep in it? you must really know how to get a TV watcher's attention

your commercial has dubstep in it? you must really know how to get a TV watcher's attention  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drank a whole bottle of Arbor Mist by yourself? My, you must be quite the badass.

Oh, you drank a whole bottle of Arbor Mist by yourself? My, you must be quite the badass.  Condescending Wonka

Nice Sperrys You must have a really cool boat

Nice Sperrys You must have a really cool boat  Condescending Wonka
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