Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're baked? Please continue to act stupid and tell me how stoned you are over facebook.

Oh, you're baked? Please continue to act stupid and tell me how stoned you are over facebook.  Condescending Wonka

New Bose or Dr. Dre Headphones? Please, tell me more about how your 96kbps MP3 sounds so much better on them?

New Bose or Dr. Dre Headphones?
 Please, tell me more about how your 96kbps MP3 sounds so much better on them?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so the media says romney has all the delegates he needs to secure the nomination Sure hope someone told the Delegates..

Oh, so the media says romney 
has all the delegates he needs to secure the nomination  Sure hope someone told the Delegates..  Condescending Wonka

Lebron James and Dwyane Wade are on the court running rampant and y'all celtics fans are out here worrying about officiating

Lebron James and Dwyane Wade are on the court running rampant  and y'all celtics fans are out here worrying about officiating  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to bristol? please take every opportunity to publicly display how bitter you are about not getting into oxbridge

Oh, you go to bristol? please take every opportunity to publicly display how bitter you are about not getting into oxbridge  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've heard of John Cage? Please tell me everything about silence and his purpose

Oh, you've heard of John Cage? Please tell me everything about silence and his purpose  Condescending Wonka

I notice you say "We" when refering to your favorite sports team I bet such a shining example of athleticism and sports genius is usually a first round pick

I notice you say

Oh you had to fly economy? How did you survive without the extra five inches of legroom?

Oh you had to fly economy? How did you survive without the extra five inches of legroom?  Condescending Wonka

Oh... so you can make a meme?! That's fantastic! Now gaze into my eyes and look at my fancy hat.

Oh... so you can make a meme?! That's fantastic!
Now gaze into my eyes 
and look at my fancy hat.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you talk about drinking and doing drugs on facebook? You must be so hardcore.

Oh, you talk about drinking and doing drugs on facebook? You must be so hardcore.  Condescending Wonka
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