Condescending Wonka

oh, you're alumni? please, bless us all with your time-tested wisdom

oh, you're alumni? please, bless us all with your time-tested wisdom  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a soc midterm tomorrow? You must've memorized so many slides

Oh, you have a soc midterm tomorrow? You must've memorized so many slides  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're going to grad school? You must be so talented.

Oh, so you're going to grad school? You must be so talented.  Condescending Wonka

You have the "sticker family" stickers on the back of your car? you must have such a happy family

You have the

Oh, you just came back from yoga teacher training ? Tell me how open your chakras are

Oh, you just came back from yoga teacher training ? Tell me how open your chakras are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use Instagram? you must be a professional photographer.

Oh, you use Instagram? you must be a professional photographer.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your mother is a fish? my mother is a horse

Oh, your mother is a fish? my mother is a horse  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're wearing rosary beads as a necklace to dinner? I'm sure you diligently attend mass every day.

Oh, you're wearing rosary beads as a necklace to dinner? I'm sure you diligently attend mass every day.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think re-enforcing gender roles in a meme makes you clever? Someone doesn't like the sound of "No"

Oh, you think re-enforcing gender roles in a meme makes you clever? Someone doesn't like the sound of

Oh, you listen to Foster The People and Gotye? You must be such a hipster.

Oh, you listen to Foster The People and Gotye?  You must be such a hipster.   Condescending Wonka
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