Condescending Wonka

you have a hard time making good friends? yeah, those other ones that listened and helped you are so creepy.

you have a hard time making good friends? yeah, those other ones that listened and helped you are so creepy.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw The Purge? You should probably make an /r/AskReddit about it.

Oh, you saw The Purge? You should probably make an /r/AskReddit about it.  Condescending Wonka

dont get angry but ive fucked every single female member in your family

dont get angry but ive fucked every single female member in your family  Condescending Wonka

So your personality sucks? you must think your so attractive

So your personality sucks? you must think your so attractive   Condescending Wonka

oh, you hate your parents and want to move out? i bet working to pay bills on your own is going to be so much easier

oh, you hate your parents and want to move out? i bet working to pay bills on your own is going to be so much easier  Condescending Wonka

Assume absoletely nothing You know what "assume" means?

Assume absoletely nothing  You know what

Oh, you just saw the KONY 2012 video? Please tell me all about how you much you know about global affairs

Oh, you just saw the KONY 2012 video? Please tell me all about how you much you know about global affairs  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so your pricefixing David Luiz Please, let me know, how that works out

Oh, so your pricefixing David Luiz Please, let me know,  how that works out  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you typed in all caps? How intimidating

Oh, you typed in all caps?  How intimidating  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you punched a hole in your wall? You must have really proved your roommate wrong

Oh, so you punched a hole in your wall? You must have really proved your roommate wrong  Condescending Wonka
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