Condescending Wonka

Dimmu Borgir? Tell me about how they're bluegrass/grindcore/flamenco.

Dimmu Borgir? Tell me about how they're bluegrass/grindcore/flamenco.  Condescending Wonka

oh you hit zero apex's and tuck like a spastic please tell me more about your comet sponsorship

oh you hit zero apex's and tuck like a spastic please tell me more about your comet sponsorship  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a deficit hawk? I'd love to hear about your plans to cut our bloated defense budget.

Oh, you're a deficit hawk? I'd love to hear about your plans to cut our bloated defense budget.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought an "I'm a wild boy!" shirt from hot topic? You must be quite the mgk fan

Oh, you bought an

oh, you drive a hybrid? please tell me how you are saving the planet

oh, you drive a hybrid? please tell me how you are saving the planet  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're tired of changes to your facebook account? Tell me about all the other free services you hate.

Oh, you're tired of changes to your facebook account? Tell me about all the other free services you hate.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you had your car lowered? Tell me more how you negotiate speed bumps

oh, you had your car lowered? Tell me more how you negotiate speed bumps  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Browns fan? Please, proceed to tell me how bad the Steelers suck.

Oh, you're a Browns fan? Please, proceed to tell me how bad the Steelers suck.  Condescending Wonka

You get Dunkin Donuts every morning, and have your coworker fetch it for you? Please, tell me more about your weight loss program.

You get Dunkin Donuts every morning, and have your coworker fetch it for you? Please, tell me more about your weight loss program.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your 5 year old graduated kindergarten? You must be very proud of his intelligence, work ethic, and dedication

Oh, your 5 year old graduated kindergarten? You must be very proud of his intelligence, work ethic, and dedication  Condescending Wonka
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