Condescending Wonka

Oh you're 13 and wearing a bob Marley shirt you must know everything about weed

Oh you're 13 and wearing a bob Marley shirt you must know everything about weed  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a fatass mexican dude with tattoos at schs You must be an ap teacher or something

Oh, you're a fatass mexican dude with tattoos at schs You must be an ap teacher or something  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you live in Lindenhurst You must know a lot about the ghetto

Oh, you live in Lindenhurst You must know a lot about the ghetto  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you wear a faux hawk? Everbody must like you.

Oh, so you wear a faux hawk? Everbody must like you.  Condescending Wonka

you used to dance when you were younger? Please tell me how amazing you were...

you used to dance when you were younger? Please tell me how amazing you were...  Condescending Wonka

Why yes, it is raining. How observant of you.

Why yes, it is raining. How observant of you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your favorite sports team lost the game? Please, remind me of how you could have coached them to victory with your years of experience.

Oh, your favorite sports team lost the game? Please, remind me of how you could have coached them to victory with your years of experience.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you you want me to buy you a new phone? Please,tell me how I am going to buy you a $400 phone so you can lose it again.

Oh, you you want me to buy you a new phone? Please,tell me how I am going to buy you a $400 phone so you can lose it again.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have one 15-page paper to write? How will you ever manage?

Oh, you have one 15-page paper to write? How will you ever manage?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a kid? Your vagina must be wrecked

Oh, you had a kid? Your vagina must be wrecked  Condescending Wonka
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