Condescending Wonka

Oh you sent j-me nudes? Please tell me more about how she fisted you

Oh you sent j-me nudes? Please tell me more about how she fisted you  Condescending Wonka

oh, You get mad at me for not responding to your texts while driving, when texting and driving is illegal in this state and kills thousands each year? Wow, you really must care about me.

oh, You get mad at me for not responding to your texts while driving, when texting and driving is illegal in this state and kills thousands each year? Wow, you really must care about me.  Condescending Wonka

so, you dance on a longboard i guess doing something cool on your board would be a wast of time

so, you dance on a longboard i guess doing something cool on your board would be a wast of time  Condescending Wonka

Go to CALU huh? Was IUP to good for you?

Go to CALU huh? Was IUP to good for you?  Condescending Wonka

you've received a degree in political systems and didn't go to law school? please keep telling me how you love being a teacher

you've received a degree in political systems and didn't go to law school? please keep telling me how you love being a teacher  Condescending Wonka

You left Facebook for Google Plus? The fun you and your friend must have.

You left Facebook
for Google Plus? The fun you and your friend must have.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you go to UT? Please, inform all of us about how you're better.

Oh, so you go to UT? Please, inform all of us about how you're better.  Condescending Wonka

so youre pre-med and this is your 3rd time taking biosciences? explain to me how youre going to cure cancer...

so youre pre-med and this is your 3rd time taking biosciences? explain to me how youre going to cure cancer...  Condescending Wonka

You show up to work 5 minutes late? You must live life on the edge

You show up to work 5 minutes late? You must live life on the edge  Condescending Wonka

So you are an internet model? so is every other girl on the internet

So you are an internet model? so is every other girl on the internet  Condescending Wonka
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