Condescending Wonka

You listen to MIKHAIL, that glory metal band When is that album coming out ?

You listen to MIKHAIL, that glory metal band
 When is that album coming out ?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume

Oh, you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume   Condescending Wonka

Oh you have exams coming up? Please, keep me updated on your stress level

Oh you have exams coming up? Please, keep me updated on your stress level   Condescending Wonka

You like making a duck face in pictures? Guys must find you really attractive

You like making a duck face in pictures?  Guys must find you really attractive  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in a sorority? Tell me all about how you're not a slut

Oh, you're in a sorority? Tell me all about how you're not a slut  Condescending Wonka

Oh Chemistry sucks and you hate your life? I bet starving children in Africa feel bad for you

Oh Chemistry sucks and you hate your life? I bet starving children in Africa feel bad for you  Condescending Wonka

oh, you don't like firestones? you must go to the hip underground places like olde towne

oh, you don't like firestones? you must go to the hip underground places like olde towne  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a tap-out shirt? You must be very tough.

Oh, you wear a tap-out shirt? You must be very tough.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are a redditor you must feel so original

Oh, you are a redditor you must feel so original  Condescending Wonka

You have an art degree? That's great, no pickles on my big mac please.

You have an art degree? That's great, no pickles on my big mac please.   Condescending Wonka
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