Condescending Wonka

Never going to leave curses, eh'? Tell me about all the nex teams you won't get on.

Never going to leave curses, eh'? Tell me about all the nex teams you won't get on.   Condescending Wonka

SO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IS DIRECT? NO, JUST THE REGULAR SIZE FRIES TODAY

SO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IS DIRECT? NO, JUST THE REGULAR SIZE FRIES TODAY  Condescending Wonka

You got accepted into your local public university's undergrad program? Tell me how hard the prerequisites and admission requirements must have been.

You got accepted into your local public university's undergrad program? Tell me how hard the prerequisites and admission requirements must have been.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you got ashes today? You must be a great catholic

Oh you got ashes today? You must be a great catholic   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are going to law school? You will have your student loans paid off in no time at all.

Oh, you are going to law school? You will have your student loans paid off in no time at all.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it's your 18th birthday? Well aren't you just all grown up.

Oh, it's your 18th birthday? Well aren't you just all grown up.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to boarding school? It must have been just like Hogwarts

Oh, you went to boarding school? It must have been just like Hogwarts  Condescending Wonka

you hate how commercial valentines day is? no one loves me either.

you hate how commercial valentines day is? no one loves me either.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're having a hard time with conversions in geology lab today? Tell me again that the last time you had a math class was 2 years ago

Oh, You're having a hard time with conversions in geology lab today? Tell me again that the last time you had a math class was 2 years ago  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're jeremy kaplan? I heard you have a chode

Oh, You're jeremy kaplan? I heard you have a chode  Condescending Wonka
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