Condescending Wonka

oh, you're going to PCB for spring break? please, upload pictures of you in your bikini on the beach for me

oh, you're going to PCB for spring break? please, upload pictures of you in your bikini on the beach for me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you buy in for the max at a 1/2 no limit table You must be a professional poker player

Oh, you buy in for the max at a 1/2 no limit table You must be a professional poker player  Condescending Wonka

you hang out by O? you must be really cool

you hang out by O? you must be really cool  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a computer science major? Please continue telling me how my major is worthless

Oh you're a computer science major? Please continue telling me how my major is worthless  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you found an error in the Bible? Please, tell me again about that one verse you took out of context

Oh, you found an error in the Bible? Please, tell me again about that one verse you took out of context  Condescending Wonka

You're an atheist who criticizes people with different beliefs? Tell me again how you hate intolerant christians

You're an atheist who criticizes people with different beliefs? Tell me again how you hate intolerant christians  Condescending Wonka

“So, you vote for the lesser of two evils… tell me, how has voting for evil been working out for you?”

“So, you vote for the lesser of two evils…  tell me, how has voting for evil been working out for you?”  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a poor college student? Please tell me more about your iPhone, iPad, and MacBook Pro.

Oh, you're a poor college student? Please tell me more about your iPhone, iPad, and MacBook Pro.  Condescending Wonka

I'LL REGRET MY TATTOOS WHEN I'M 80? TELL ME HOW SEXY YOU'RE GONNA LOOK

I'LL REGRET MY TATTOOS WHEN I'M 80? TELL ME HOW SEXY YOU'RE GONNA LOOK  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a social media guru Your 500 daily tweets have my undivided attention

Oh, you're a social media guru
 Your 500 daily tweets have my undivided attention  Condescending Wonka
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