Condescending Wonka

Oh! 9gag and troll-isms are starting to become popular Tell me how they have been negatively affecting you

Oh! 9gag and troll-isms are starting to become popular Tell me how they have been negatively affecting you  Condescending Wonka

Oh snap! You put your grocery list on your iPad. You must be rich and important.

Oh snap! You put your grocery list on your iPad.  You must be rich and important.  Condescending Wonka

You've discovered a deeper understanding of the world that only the enlightened understand? Please tell me more about how special you are.

You've discovered a deeper understanding of the world that only the enlightened understand? Please tell me more about how special you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh a sunburn? Yeah wouldn't want all those nasty chemicals on your skin

Oh a sunburn? Yeah wouldn't want all those nasty chemicals on your skin  Condescending Wonka

So you like Batcave Are you a Batman or a Robin?

So you like Batcave Are you a Batman or a Robin?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you discovered internet memes, huh? Your parents must be proud

Oh, you discovered internet memes, huh? Your parents must be proud  Condescending Wonka

You love mexican food? Please, tell me more about how you "live off chipotle."

You love mexican food? Please, tell me more about how you

You get wheatgrass shots at jamba juice? Tell me more about your healthy lifestyle

You get wheatgrass shots at jamba juice? Tell me more about your healthy lifestyle   Condescending Wonka

Oh you took a black-and-white picture of a dandelion and edited it on your mac? Your photographic skills must be far superior to those of a teenage girl

Oh you took a black-and-white picture of a dandelion and edited it on your mac? Your photographic skills must be far superior to those of a teenage girl  Condescending Wonka

Hmm, no, what's that? Oh, no, I just love hearing all about your cats and children.

Hmm, no, what's that? Oh, no, I just love hearing all about your cats and children.  Condescending Wonka
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