Condescending Wonka

So, you're in middle school and won't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance? Please, explain to me your incredibly complex political views

So, you're in middle school and won't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance? Please, explain to me your incredibly complex political views  Condescending Wonka

You just go on as long as you want I'm picturing you naked

You just go on as long as you want I'm picturing you naked  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in refuge? you must be such a skilled musician.

Oh, you're in refuge? you must be such a skilled musician.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a test in a cp class? Tell me all about how hard it was

Oh, you had a test in a cp class? Tell me all about how hard it was  Condescending Wonka

WOW Never thought I would see it: A white kid at quarry lane

WOW Never thought I would see it: A white kid at quarry lane  Condescending Wonka

Going to Ritchie Marketplace for dinner.. it's rainbow chip cookie day.

Going to Ritchie Marketplace for dinner.. it's rainbow chip cookie day.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you broke up with your highschool boyfirend? Please tell me what it's like to lose "The one"

Oh you broke up with your highschool boyfirend? Please tell me what it's like to lose

you're watching the "american football" game today? Please, tell me more about your life abroad

you're watching the

Acting Tough on the internet you must get all the ladies

Acting Tough on the internet you must get all the ladies  Condescending Wonka

You hacked your friend's Facebook? You must be a computer genius

You hacked your friend's Facebook? You must be a computer genius  Condescending Wonka
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