Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought new Jordans but missed your last 9 child support payments? At least you have your priorities straight.

Oh, you bought new Jordans but missed your last 9 child support payments? At least you have your priorities straight.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to Deadmau5 and Skrillex? Tell me about how much of a raver you are.

Oh you listen to Deadmau5 and Skrillex? Tell me about how much of a raver you are.   Condescending Wonka

You made the frontpage of Reddit? Tell me again about how famous you are

You made the frontpage of Reddit? Tell me again about how famous you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a bad bitch? I bet your parents are so proud of you.

Oh, so you're a bad bitch?  I bet your parents are so proud of you.  Condescending Wonka

So, you think women belong in the kitchen Tell me how your dating life has been. Caption 3 goes here

So, you think women belong in the kitchen Tell me how your dating life has been.  Caption 3 goes here  Condescending Wonka

Yes yes, Alabama won in football. Kentucky won in basketball. Tell me more about your degree from "University of SEC"

Yes yes, Alabama won in football. Kentucky won in basketball. Tell me more about your degree from

Oh you have a big muffler? Your piece of shit civic must be so fast.

Oh you have a big muffler? Your piece of shit civic must be so fast.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to use semicolons instead of commas "whenever it feels right"? Please continue to do so - it saves me so much time when I'm pondering whether to take you seriously as an expert.

Oh, you like to use semicolons instead of commas

Wow, you know who Tim thomas and Zdeno Chara are. Tell me more about how broken hearted you are that they lost.

Wow, you know who Tim thomas and Zdeno Chara are. Tell me more about how broken hearted you are that they lost.  Condescending Wonka

So you're a first edition AD&D player? Tell me again about the importance of Bell Curves and "Gygaxian Prose"

So you're a first edition AD&D player? Tell me again about the importance of Bell Curves and
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