Condescending Wonka

Oh, your vtec just kicked in? please tell me again how vtec works

Oh, your vtec just kicked in? please tell me again how vtec works  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you wear wide brimmed glasses you don't need,and you listen to "Folk" Music and Electronica? You're a "Hipster"...roughly equivalent to "narrow-minded trend trotter".

Oh,you wear wide brimmed glasses you don't need,and you listen to

oh you just graduated bmt? Give me a 341

oh you just graduated bmt? Give me a 341  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your first mosh pit was at nicki minaj tell me more about that wall of death

Oh, your first mosh pit was at nicki minaj tell me more about that wall of death  Condescending Wonka

Oh look, they're having another comedy show in St. Joe. I wonder if their jokes are funnier the 27th time you hear them?

Oh look, they're having another comedy show in St. Joe.
 I wonder if their jokes are funnier the 27th time you hear them?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you want a high floor strip view? So does every other person that has stayed with us the last 7 years!!!

Oh you want a high floor strip view? So does every other person that has stayed with us the last 7 years!!!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you refer to Avicii as Tim Berg? please, tell me more clever jokes

Oh you refer to Avicii as Tim Berg? please, tell me more clever jokes  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you feel oppressed because your parents don't let you date? please tell me what all your ex-boyfriends/male friends think about that...

Oh, you feel oppressed because your parents don't let you date? please tell me what all your ex-boyfriends/male friends think about that...  Condescending Wonka

Tomorrow Mexico celebrates its independance? Tell me all about how the country isn't run by crime and the cartels

Tomorrow Mexico celebrates its independance? Tell me all about how the country isn't run by crime and the cartels  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you like reggae music? Name one artist besides Bob Marley

Oh, so you like reggae music? Name one artist besides Bob Marley  Condescending Wonka
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