Condescending Wonka

You're being forced to go to Disneyland? How horrible.

You're being forced to go to Disneyland? How horrible.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you still love Pokemons? So tell me about your first time with a girl...

oh, you still love Pokemons? So tell me about your first time with a girl...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love dubstep? Please, tell me one artist other than Skrillex.

Oh, you love dubstep? Please, tell me one artist other than Skrillex.  Condescending Wonka

Just got demoted by 1st Sgt? DA 4187 on yo ass!

Just got demoted by 1st Sgt? DA 4187 on yo ass!  Condescending Wonka

Heyyyyy You wanna buy a pizza?

Heyyyyy You wanna buy a pizza?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you run marathons? Tell me about how you don't care how fast you are

Oh, you run marathons? Tell me about how you don't care how fast you are  Condescending Wonka

There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.

There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Climbed the East Buttress of El Cap? You must be a bigwall expert!

Oh, You Climbed the East Buttress of El Cap? You must be a bigwall expert!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own 5 guns? You must shoot people all the time.

Oh, you own 5 guns? You must shoot people 
all the time.  Condescending Wonka
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