Condescending Wonka

so You have a Leica? Tell me again how you turned from a photographer to a hipster

so You have a Leica?  Tell me again how you turned from a photographer to a hipster  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink water out of a protein shaker? You must work out a lot

Oh, you drink water out of a protein shaker? You must work out a lot  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a liberal arts degree? I heard Starbucks is hiring

Oh, you have a liberal arts degree? I heard Starbucks is hiring  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Letter Grades shouldn't measure intelligence? You must be so much smarter than straight A students

Oh, Letter Grades shouldn't measure intelligence? You must be so much smarter than straight A students  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you smoke marijuana? Please, tell us about how you can solve the world's problems.

Oh, you smoke marijuana? Please, tell us about how you can solve the world's problems.  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you hid information on your slideshow? you must care so much about your students

oh, so you hid information on your slideshow? you must care so much about your students  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a junior in high school? please tell me more about how bad your "senioritis" is

Oh, you're a junior in high school? please tell me more about how bad your

Oh, you're 40 but you act like you're 20 Please, continue to try and act cool because all us actual 20 year olds are totally buying it

Oh, you're 40 but you act like you're 20 Please, continue to try and act cool because all us actual 20 year olds are totally buying it  Condescending Wonka

Oh so your subwoofer is so loud it makes your car vibrate? You must know so much about auto electronics

Oh so your subwoofer is so loud it makes your car vibrate? You must know so much about auto electronics  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're bringing in a lefty to face David Ortiz? Please, let me know how that goes.

Oh, you're bringing in a lefty to face David Ortiz? Please, let me know how that goes.  Condescending Wonka
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