Condescending Wonka

So you attract women with your wrestling knowledge? They must be keepers

So you attract women with your wrestling knowledge? They must be keepers  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you're making your parents go broke buying all your car parts. Tell me how rough your life is.

Oh,you're making your parents go broke buying all your car parts. Tell me how rough your life is.  Condescending Wonka

A picture of yourself staring into the distance? you must be so deep

A picture of yourself staring into the distance?  you must be so deep  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a bad test taker? Keep telling me how smart you really are

Oh you're a bad test taker? Keep telling me how smart you really are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're one of the smartest people in your major? Tell me more about how you haven't taken Gen Chem yet

Oh, you're one of the smartest people in your major? Tell me more about how you haven't taken  Gen Chem yet  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you rooted your smartphone? you must be a great programmer

Oh, you rooted your smartphone? you must be a great programmer  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear under armour on your whole body? Please enlighten me on how that makes you more athletic

Oh you wear under armour on your whole body? Please enlighten me on how that makes you more athletic  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you tell people it's time to get a watch when they ask you the time? You are quite the comedian

Oh, you tell people it's time to get a watch when they ask you the time? You are quite the comedian  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you updated your facebook about the thunder, lightning, and rain? You must be a meteorologist.

Oh, you updated your facebook about the thunder, lightning, and rain? You must be a meteorologist.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have 1,300 friends on facebook? i'm sure you have many close personal friends

Oh, you have 1,300 friends on facebook? i'm sure you have many close personal friends  Condescending Wonka
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