Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a $1500 Mountain Bike? You must take that thing on trails all the time

Oh you have a $1500 Mountain Bike? You must take that thing on trails all the time   Condescending Wonka

oh you lost your texts? that must be terrible

oh you lost your texts? that must be terrible  Condescending Wonka

oh, you've been to a museum? you must be so much more sophisticated than the common rabble

oh, you've been to a museum? you must be so much more sophisticated than the common rabble  Condescending Wonka

Oh, don't mind me, surly Duke sports bar alumni - I couldn't help but overhear that NOW Florida State is a good team...

Oh, don't mind me, surly Duke sports bar alumni - I couldn't help but overhear that NOW Florida State is a good team...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have Dre Beats? You must know so much about music!

Oh, you have Dre Beats? You must know so much about music!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to electrionic music Tell me about how hip and non-conformist you are

Oh you listen to electrionic music Tell me about how hip and non-conformist you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are the assistant pledge trainer You must be so important

Oh, you are the assistant pledge trainer You must be so important  Condescending Wonka

So you wanna go to medical school? We'll see about that...

So you wanna go to medical school? We'll see about that...  Condescending Wonka

oh you go to georgia southern? Tell me again how hard fine arts are

oh you go to georgia southern? Tell me again how hard fine arts are  Condescending Wonka

You're "bored"? That must be just awful

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