Condescending Wonka

Oh you're going to pay me less than $4 an hour to work in your restaurant? Tell me again how I need to clean everything until I get a table.

Oh you're going to pay me less than $4 an hour to work in your restaurant? Tell me again how I need to clean everything until I get a table.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are in 4th grade and have a birthday? Yes... of course you will have a birthday banner on your locker.

Oh, you are in 4th grade and have a birthday? Yes... of course you will have a birthday banner on your locker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made the frontpage on reddit? You must be so brilliant and original

Oh, you made the frontpage on reddit? You must be so brilliant and original  Condescending Wonka

you created a new popular meme you must be really funny and popular in real life too

you created a new popular meme you must be really funny and popular in real life too  Condescending Wonka

your under 16 and have an std from sex tell me how you're not a whore?

your under 16 and have an std from sex tell me how you're not a whore?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't "steal" music, you "share" it? I'm sure that the jury will be really sympathetic with your kindergarten social skills

Oh, you don't

Oh, you're a teacher? please, keep talking about how much of your own money you spend on school supplies

Oh, you're a teacher? please, keep talking about how much of your own money you spend on school supplies  Condescending Wonka

You dont believe in silly superstitions? It must not fly with your karma

You dont believe in silly superstitions? It must not fly with your karma  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you watched ancient aliens once so when do your people return from alderaan

oh, so you watched ancient aliens once  so when do your people return from alderaan  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in high school and you use the saying "back in the day"? I bet you know everything there is to know about life...

Oh, you're in high school and you use the saying
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