Condescending Wonka

Some people believe in everlasting life, I believe in the everlasting gobstopper

Some people believe in everlasting life,   I believe in the everlasting gobstopper  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made the high school cheerleading team? You must be an incredibly talented athlete

Oh, you made the high school cheerleading team? You must be an incredibly talented athlete  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your band has two vocalists? You guys must be amazing

Oh, your band has two vocalists? You guys must be amazing  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you live in the quad? tell me again how much you love it there

Oh, you live in the quad? tell me again how much you love it there  Condescending Wonka

You're pulling an all-nighter over the weekend? oh, dear. you must have insomnia.

You're pulling an all-nighter over the weekend? oh, dear. you must have insomnia.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought the KONY 2012 bracelet? Tell me again about how you defeated a Ugandan rebel leader

Oh, you bought the KONY 2012 bracelet? Tell me again about how you defeated a Ugandan rebel leader  Condescending Wonka

you drink, smoke, and steal things and I see that rosary around your neck. Please tell me the last time you gave a shit about god?

you drink, smoke, and steal things and I see that rosary around your neck. Please tell me the last time  you gave a shit about god?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you girls aren't interested in a six-way? Did I mention I'm Willy Wonka?

Oh, you girls aren't interested in a six-way? Did I mention I'm Willy Wonka?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink alcohol and do drugs and party? Please tell me about how you're living it up by killing yourself faster

Oh, you drink alcohol and do drugs and party? Please tell me about how you're living it up by killing yourself faster  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't care if she has a man? I bet you'll be a good sport 3 songs from now.

Oh, you don't care if she has a man? I bet you'll be a good sport 3 songs from now.  Condescending Wonka
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