Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear your hood up in school? You must be so thug

Oh, you wear your hood up in school? You must be so thug  Condescending Wonka

An out-of-state parking ticket? That's so cute that you think I'm going to pay it

An out-of-state parking ticket? That's so cute that you think I'm going to pay it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hit "like" and share pictures on facebook to show your support? Please tell me about how much you've done to help aid the worlds problems.

Oh, you hit

You train exclusively at Open Gym? Tell me more about your tremendous strength gains...and about the Murray Hill bar scene.

You train exclusively at Open Gym? Tell me more about your tremendous strength gains...and about the Murray Hill bar scene.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you correct people's grammar on facebook? You must be so witty.

Oh, you correct people's grammar on facebook? You must be so witty.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're an imbalonian? Tell me more about the 7k other fans?

Oh you're an imbalonian? Tell me more about the 7k other fans?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've covered a Queen song? I'm sure that will sound amazing!

Oh, you've covered a Queen song? I'm sure that will sound amazing!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were realy drunk last night? Please tell me more about how awesome your night was

Oh, you were realy drunk last night? Please tell me more about how awesome your night was  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're andy spore? tell me how the train came right back to florence

Oh, you're andy spore? tell me how the train came right back to florence  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate student protestors? Your life must be so much more important than questioning the world the future generations will live in

Oh, you hate student protestors? Your life must be so much more important than questioning the world the future generations will live in   Condescending Wonka
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