Condescending Wonka

So you found a hot country boy and I unfortunately have to witness your conversation. Please, enlighten us about how you've never been hunting before and just NEED to purchase a shotgun.

So you found a hot country boy and I unfortunately have to witness your conversation. Please, enlighten us about how you've never been hunting before and just NEED to purchase a shotgun.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Your Life Motto is 'YOLO'? Please enlighten me on all the badass decisions you made

Oh, Your Life Motto is 'YOLO'? Please enlighten me on all the badass decisions you made  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you've read Ayn Rand? you must be a remarkably successful person with tons of friends!

Oh so you've read Ayn Rand? you must be a remarkably successful person with tons of friends!  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you're pregnant? Please, talk to your unborn child through your facebook status.

Oh,you're pregnant? Please, talk to your unborn child through your facebook status.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you put a Bible verse as your Facebook staus? you must be so religious.

Oh you put a Bible verse as your Facebook staus? you must be so religious.  Condescending Wonka

You're 10 and you have an iPad? When I was your age, I had an imagination.

You're 10 and you have an iPad? When I was your age, I had an imagination.  Condescending Wonka

You're 20 still living at home and unemployed? Tell me more about the "real world"

You're 20 still living at home and unemployed? Tell me more about the

Oh, you're wearing a tap out shirt Anderson Silva had better watch out for you

Oh, you're wearing a tap out shirt Anderson Silva had better watch out for you   Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you believe the Jesus Myth theory? Tell me more about your respect for historical and scholarly analysis.

Oh, so you believe the Jesus Myth theory? Tell me more about your respect for historical and scholarly analysis.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use the phrase "YOLO" all the time? Tell me all about your awesome life.

Oh, you use the phrase
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