Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were young so you set the world on fire? please tell me how you put that fire out

Oh, you were young so you set the world on fire? please tell me how you put that fire out  Condescending Wonka

Knew Snooki was pregnant 12 weeks in took over 20 yrs to find out about child soldiers in Africa

Knew Snooki was pregnant 12 weeks in took over 20 yrs to find out about child soldiers in Africa  Condescending Wonka

oh you're a sorority girl and you're judging me? because i'm totally not judging you back.

oh you're a sorority girl and you're judging me? because i'm totally not judging you back.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Christian? Well, WHOOPTY FUCKIN DOO!

Oh, you're a Christian?  Well, WHOOPTY FUCKIN DOO!  Condescending Wonka

Frederick niche is your hero huh? Did you konw he died in an insane assylum?

Frederick niche is your hero huh?  Did you konw he died in an insane assylum?  Condescending Wonka

I drowned a hipster in a tributary because it wasn't mainstream

I drowned a hipster in a tributary because it wasn't mainstream  Condescending Wonka

Oh, haters don't phase you? Please post another Facebook status about them.

Oh, haters don't phase you?  Please post another Facebook status about them.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you think lizards are cute you must be so unique.

Oh you think lizards are cute you must be so unique.  Condescending Wonka

You read Twilight and The Hunger Games? You must know a lot about literature.

You read Twilight and The Hunger Games? You must know a lot about literature.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you recycle? you must really care about the environment

Oh, you recycle? you must really care about the environment   Condescending Wonka
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