Condescending Wonka

Ah, tu as presque fini tes etudes? Raconte-moi ca.

Ah, tu as presque fini tes etudes? Raconte-moi ca.  Condescending Wonka

You say you're "alternative?" Please, tell me about how nobody is as self-aware as you.

You say you're

Oh, you're running for Miss Auburn? That sounds like a really important position.

Oh, you're running for Miss Auburn? That sounds like a really important position.  Condescending Wonka

Oh is Sigmanuclear this weekend? You must be so excited.

Oh is Sigmanuclear this weekend? You must be so excited.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you design websites? You must be so good at programming

Oh, you design websites? You must be so good at programming  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a student at Wabash College? Is that where you acquired your foul mouth?

Oh, you're a student at Wabash College? Is that where you acquired your foul mouth?  Condescending Wonka

we went to school together and now you have kids? Please fill my news feed up with pictures of them

we went to school together and now you have kids? Please fill my news feed up with pictures of them  Condescending Wonka

Oh your supposed to be at coaster today? Bed Bounce it is

Oh your supposed to be at coaster today? Bed Bounce it is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you don't have a date on Valentine's day? Watch Ladysnaggletooth.com

Oh, so you don't have a date on Valentine's day? Watch Ladysnaggletooth.com  Condescending Wonka

Your boyfriend said you had a great voice? You'll definitely be the next american idol

Your boyfriend said you had a great voice? You'll definitely be the next american idol  Condescending Wonka
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