Condescending Wonka

Oh, You and your boyfriend just broke up for the tenth time and got back together? Please, tell us more about how you're destined for each other.

Oh, You and your boyfriend just broke up for the tenth time and got back together?  Please, tell us more about how you're destined for each other.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you know how to make a sarcastic meme that describes the day? how is that working out for you?

Oh you know how to make a sarcastic meme that describes the day? how is that working out for you?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you donated to Invisible Children? The founder was caught drunkenly masturbating in public...

Oh you donated to Invisible Children? The founder was caught drunkenly masturbating in public...  Condescending Wonka

You're consistently late because you're not a "morning person?" I suppose all of your classmates enjoy getting out of their warm beds at 6am to come to this three hour lecture.

You're consistently late because you're not a

Oh, you believe in sola fide? Where's that in the bible?

Oh, you believe in sola fide? Where's that in the bible?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're getting a hammock? You must spend so much time outdoors.

Oh, you're getting a hammock? You must spend so much time outdoors.  Condescending Wonka

OH, PIKACHU, YOU'RE GOING TO STAND UNDER THE TOWER WHILE I'M ON TOP OF IT? I WONDER WHICH MOVE YOU ARE ABOUT TO USE

OH, PIKACHU, YOU'RE GOING TO STAND UNDER THE TOWER WHILE I'M ON TOP OF IT? I WONDER WHICH MOVE YOU ARE ABOUT TO USE  Condescending Wonka

oh, you play sftc? you must be a genius and on a W10

oh, you play sftc? you must be a genius and on a W10  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use Pinterest? You must be a professional cook and interior designer now.

Oh, you use Pinterest? You must be a professional cook and interior designer now.  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you watched a 30 minute video, changed your profile pic, and your cover photo? you must be such a social activist

Oh,you watched a 30 minute video, changed your profile pic, and your cover photo? you must be such a social activist  Condescending Wonka
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