Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear a $100 paintball jersey I bet you win so many tournaments

Oh, you wear a $100 paintball jersey I bet you win so many tournaments  Condescending Wonka

You have a master's degree? You must make a great sandwich.

You have a master's degree? You must make a great sandwich.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're going to coachella? Tell me how cool that makes you.

Oh you're going to coachella? Tell me how cool that makes you.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you got a browning sticker please tell me how you suddenly became a country person...

oh, you got a browning sticker please tell me how you suddenly became a country person...  Condescending Wonka

Oh You Go To Jani And Rage With Your Homeboys ? You Must Quote Dodgeball ALl THe TIme

Oh You Go To Jani And Rage With Your Homeboys ? You Must Quote Dodgeball ALl THe TIme  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you went to beach week and took 300 pics? please, post all of them and remind us how cool and special you are

Oh, you went to beach week and took 300 pics? please, post all of them and remind us how cool and special you are  Condescending Wonka

you made an 85 on a test? please tell me more about how you are going to fail high school

you made an 85 on a test? please tell me more about how you are going to fail high school  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've read a newspaper article and watched CNN for 7 minutes? Please keep posting on my newsfeed Judith Butler.

Oh, you've read a newspaper article and watched CNN for 7 minutes? Please keep posting on my newsfeed Judith Butler.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your kid graduated from 5th grade? you should write a book on parenting

Oh your kid graduated from 5th grade? you should write a book on parenting  Condescending Wonka

oh you live in oklahoma but cheer for miami heat? you must be such a rebel

oh you live in oklahoma but cheer for miami heat? you must be such a rebel  Condescending Wonka
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