Condescending Wonka

Oh you went out with ewen macdonald when you were 10? you must know so much about him

Oh you went out with ewen macdonald when you were 10? you must know so much about him  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're sweating your ass off in this summer heat? It must be such a miserable walk from your air conditioned car to your air conditioned workplace.

Oh, you're sweating your ass off in this summer heat? It must be such a miserable walk from your air conditioned car to your air conditioned workplace.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you didn't like the Dark Knight Rises? Please enlighten me with your years of film critiquing expertise

Oh, you didn't like the Dark Knight Rises? Please enlighten me with your years of film critiquing expertise  Condescending Wonka

It's Safe to search without my vest? Tell me more about your vast knowledge of working in an over crowded jail.

It's Safe to search without my vest? Tell me more about your vast knowledge of working in an over crowded jail.  Condescending Wonka

please share the rest of your day i'm _very_ interested

please share the rest of your day i'm _very_  interested  Condescending Wonka

Oh, J. K. Rowling wrote a book for adults? It must be incredibly rare for a successful author to branch out and do something different.

Oh, J. K. Rowling wrote a book for adults? It must be incredibly rare for a successful author to branch out and do something different.  Condescending Wonka

oh, your bitch bad lookin like a bag of money? tell me more about how old dead white men printed on green paper are attractive

oh, your bitch bad lookin like a bag of money? tell me more about how old dead white men printed on green paper are attractive   Condescending Wonka

Oh you got a few songpop achievements you must be huge in the music industry

Oh you got a few songpop achievements you must be huge in the music industry  Condescending Wonka

What, were they all out of My Little Pony avatars?

 What, were they all out of
My Little Pony avatars?  Condescending Wonka

yOU THROW FAKE BLOOD ON PEOPLE WEARING FUR? TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT TO BIKERS WEARING LEATHER?

yOU THROW FAKE BLOOD ON PEOPLE WEARING FUR?  TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT TO BIKERS WEARING LEATHER?   Condescending Wonka
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