Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't have ten dollars cash on you to help the club run? Tell me how poor you are while I remember you spending more than anyone to get more shitfaced than anyone last night

Oh, you don't have ten dollars cash on you to help the club run? Tell me how poor you are while I remember you spending more than anyone to get more shitfaced than anyone last night   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a drive a lifted chevy truck? Tell me more about your micro penis

Oh, you drive a drive a lifted chevy truck? Tell me more about your micro penis  Condescending Wonka

BALL'S And Dick's. Balls Haha. vegina

BALL'S And Dick's. Balls Haha. vegina  Condescending Wonka

oh is self deprecation not attractive? I hadnt noticed

oh is self deprecation not attractive? I hadnt noticed  Condescending Wonka

When I bought my car the turn signal came standard. Apparently on yours it was part of an options package.

When I bought my car the turn signal came standard. Apparently on yours it was part of an options package.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear North Face? You must go on LOTS of adventures!

Oh, you wear North Face? You must go on LOTS of adventures!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your album got a 5-star review? Was that the inspiration for the line, "Fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole"?

Oh, your album got a 5-star review? Was that the inspiration for the line,

Oh, you want everyone on facebook to know you support obamacare? you must be so well informed.

Oh, you want everyone on facebook to know you support obamacare? you must be so well informed.  Condescending Wonka

SO YOUR JOE FALDUTO? YOU MUST SUCK A LOT OF COCK!

SO YOUR JOE FALDUTO? YOU MUST SUCK A LOT OF COCK!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know nothing about baseball? Tell me more about the yankees and how good they are

Oh, you know nothing about baseball? Tell me more about the yankees and how good they are  Condescending Wonka
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