Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Zeta Tau Alpha Excuse me while I bow down.

Oh, you're a Zeta Tau Alpha Excuse me while I bow down.   Condescending Wonka

Oh You bought some Dr. Dre Beats You really have a great knowledge of sound quality

Oh You bought some Dr. Dre Beats You really have a great knowledge of sound quality  Condescending Wonka

YOU CUT YOURSELF AND CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CHUCK PALAHNIUK BOOKS? YOU MUST BE SO DEEP AND UNIQUE

YOU CUT YOURSELF AND CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CHUCK PALAHNIUK BOOKS? YOU MUST BE SO DEEP AND UNIQUE  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are in the Army? Please keep telling me how your opinion concerning foreign policy is superior.

Oh you are in the Army? Please keep telling me how your opinion concerning foreign policy is superior.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you hate waking up for school at 8 am? Wait until you get a job.

Oh you hate waking up for school at 8 am? Wait until you get a job.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you beat Nick Satterlee in fantasy this week? You must know so much about basketball

Oh, you beat Nick Satterlee in fantasy this week? You must know so much about basketball  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a crucifix tramp stamp? Please tell me about how much you love jesus

Oh, you have a crucifix tramp stamp? Please tell me about how much you love jesus  Condescending Wonka

Veronica Rice didnt text you back she been here Working her third job at the chocolate factory sorry my bad shes been busy

Veronica Rice didnt text you back she been here Working her third job at the chocolate factory  sorry my bad shes been busy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you refuse to use standard issue iPhone headphones? You must be an expert on audio quality.

Oh, you refuse to use standard issue iPhone headphones? You must be an expert on audio quality.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you took a Gap year Do tell me about how well travelled you are

Oh you took a Gap year Do tell me about how well travelled you are  Condescending Wonka
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