Condescending Wonka

IT'S VALENTINES DAY. LETS FUCK. I'LL USE YOUR TEARS AS LUBE.

IT'S VALENTINES DAY. LETS FUCK. I'LL USE YOUR TEARS AS LUBE.  Condescending Wonka

oh Please tell me your lonely plans for valentines

oh Please tell me your lonely plans for valentines  Condescending Wonka

You're a vegan? You're uggs never looked good with an omelette anyways.

You're a vegan? You're uggs never looked good with an omelette anyways.  Condescending Wonka

Protesting Apple on Facebook? You're such an activist

Protesting Apple on Facebook? You're such an activist  Condescending Wonka

Asi que sales sin ropa en tus fotos de Facebook Decime, que se siente que tomen tan enserio?

Asi que sales sin ropa en tus fotos de Facebook Decime, que se siente que tomen tan enserio?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you thought the Hunger Games sucked? Please, tell me more about your vast knowledge of fine literature and screen adaptations.

Oh, you thought the Hunger Games sucked? Please, tell me more about your vast knowledge of fine literature and screen adaptations.  Condescending Wonka

I heard your all worked up about Kony... Hows posting about it on FB going to stop him?

I heard your all worked up about Kony... Hows posting about it on FB going to stop him?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you were once a child? You must know all about how to raise one.

Oh, you were once a child? You must know all about how to raise one.  Condescending Wonka

im spencer elwood and i am a professional at everything i do we all know you you skip 12 inches of water and drive your uncles tracters "that are yours"

im spencer elwood and i am a professional at everything i do we all know you you skip 12 inches of water and drive your uncles tracters

Oh, you watched the Kony2012 video? great, tell me more.

Oh, you watched the Kony2012 video? great, tell me more.    Condescending Wonka
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