Condescending Wonka

oh you're chris petty? tell me how your girlfriend will beat me up

oh you're chris petty? tell me how your girlfriend will beat me up  Condescending Wonka

Let me get this straight...you're covered in dogshit tattoos, and you wear shiny shirts with more dogshit tattoo art? absolute baller

Let me get this straight...you're covered in dogshit tattoos, and you wear shiny shirts with more dogshit tattoo art? absolute baller  Condescending Wonka

oh you have an ebay tow hook Your honda must be so fast

oh you have an ebay tow hook Your honda must be so fast  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't smoke and you hate 420? Tell me how you spent St. Patrick's Day

Oh, you don't smoke and you hate 420? Tell me how you spent St. Patrick's Day  Condescending Wonka

OH, you're so excited to celebrate 4/20? Please, tell me more about how middle school is going

OH, you're so excited to celebrate 4/20? Please, tell me more about how middle school is going  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've heightened the brightness in your picture? Please, tell me how that makes you look better.

Oh, you've heightened the brightness in your picture?  Please, tell me how that makes you look better.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your cover photo is New York City? How's life in New Jersey?

Oh, your cover photo is New York City? How's life in New Jersey?  Condescending Wonka

Asi que eres hincha del Barcelona desde hace mucho tiempo... No t'ho puc creure

Asi que eres hincha del Barcelona desde hace mucho tiempo... No t'ho puc creure  Condescending Wonka

Oh, The Cleveland Browns selected another QB with a first round draft pick? I'm sure this one will be a winner!

Oh, The Cleveland Browns selected another QB with a first round draft pick? I'm sure this one will be a winner!  Condescending Wonka

Owned a stock 3000GT VR4 Suddenly an expert about modifying cars

Owned a stock 3000GT VR4 Suddenly an expert about modifying cars  Condescending Wonka
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