Condescending Wonka

I'm just a hipster for liking PBR Tell me more of your advanced palate with the natty light in your hand

I'm just a hipster for liking PBR
 Tell me more of your advanced palate with the natty light in your hand  Condescending Wonka

oh you're in college and think people should pay more taxes to support social services come back and talk to me after the government has taken 50% of your earnings for 10 years

oh you're in college and think people should pay more taxes to support social services come back and talk to me after the government has taken 50% of your earnings for 10 years  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you deserve half my military retirement because we were married? I bet you have some really great war stories, do share.

Oh, you deserve half my military retirement because we were married? I bet you have some really great war stories, do share.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Blazers fan? Tell me how good your team is going to be this year

Oh, you're a Blazers fan? Tell me how good your team is going to be this year  Condescending Wonka

oh, all your friends like the lyrics you write as facebook statuses? you must be a really good rapper

oh, all your friends like the lyrics you write as facebook statuses? you must be a really good rapper  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Your team gave up 42 sacks last year? I bet Peyton would feel really safe behind your line

Oh, Your team gave up 42 sacks last year? I bet Peyton would feel really safe behind your line  Condescending Wonka

Oh you workout at D1? You and Peyton must be tight.

Oh you workout at D1? You and Peyton must be tight.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't have an xbox? I guess your going to have to play outside like we did when we were kids.

Oh, you don't have an xbox? I guess your going to have to play outside like we did when we were kids.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a GoPro on your helmet? I bet that you have some extreme POV footage on there

Oh, you have a GoPro on your helmet? I bet that you have some extreme POV footage on there  Condescending Wonka

You use dubstep in your commercials? Your company must be so trendy

You use dubstep in your commercials? Your company must be so trendy  Condescending Wonka
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