Condescending Wonka

You have binders? You must know so much about women

You have binders? You must know so much about women  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You've watched v for vendetta? please, tell me more about british history

Oh, You've watched v for vendetta?
 please, tell me more about british history  Condescending Wonka

You say all guys are the same? I bet it has nothing to do with the the fact that you exclusively date assholes.

You say all guys are the same? I bet it has nothing to do with the the fact that you exclusively date assholes.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can play a tap-off at ludicrous speed? I bet that translates well into good technique, a positive attitude, commendable listening abilities, a vast amount of necessary knowledge, years of experience, and great leadership skills in the battery sec

Oh, you can play a tap-off at ludicrous speed? I bet that translates well into good technique, a positive attitude, commendable listening abilities,  a vast amount of necessary knowledge, years of experience, and great leadership skills in the battery sec  Condescending Wonka

It's over 100 degrees outside please post pictures of melting things, I've never seen that before

It's over 100 degrees outside please post pictures of melting things, I've never seen that before  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you used a meme to smart mouth me... I bet that makes you the funniest person in the world

Oh, so you used a meme to smart mouth me... I bet that makes you the funniest person in the world  Condescending Wonka

you went to batman opening night? Please, post about it on facebook as much as possible

you went to batman opening night? Please, post about it on facebook as much as possible   Condescending Wonka

oh you have a career in academia? please tell me more about how you have no applicable skills for the real world.

oh you have a career in academia? please tell me more about how you have no applicable skills for the real world.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you gauged your ears? I gauge that will look great when you're sixty

Oh, so you gauged your ears? I gauge that will look great when you're sixty  Condescending Wonka

wait there was a solar eclipse?? get out

wait there was a solar eclipse?? get out    Condescending Wonka
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