Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put a heart at the end of your Facebook status? That must have been a profound statement.

Oh, you put a heart at the end of your Facebook status?
 That must have been a profound statement.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're a Miami heat fan? Please, tell me about their roster before lebron

Oh so you're a Miami heat fan? Please, tell me about their roster before lebron  Condescending Wonka

You're a victim of a witch hunt, Rebekah? How awful. You simply must tell me how unfair those things are.

You're a victim of a witch hunt, Rebekah? How awful.
You simply must tell me how unfair those things are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, YOLo? that must mean you only lack originality

Oh, YOLo? that must mean you only lack originality  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a photo shoot in the Krog tunnel? How very edgy and urban of you

Oh, you had a photo shoot in the Krog tunnel? How very edgy and urban of you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, everyone liked your bikini picture? I'm guessing your awesome personality had something to do with it

Oh, everyone liked your bikini picture? I'm guessing your awesome personality had                   something to do with it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you text constantly you must have so many friends

Oh, you text constantly you must have so many friends  Condescending Wonka

You laid on the beach all day and you're sooo tired? You must have worked so hard today.

You laid on the beach all day and you're sooo tired? You must have worked so hard today.  Condescending Wonka

David thinks hes tough Tell me again how stanley rocked you

David thinks hes tough Tell me again how stanley rocked you  Condescending Wonka

Barcelona Fan? Tell me more about when you hopped on the bandwagon

Barcelona Fan? Tell me more about when you hopped on the bandwagon  Condescending Wonka
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