Condescending Wonka

So you like astrology? Tell me absolutely everything about my personality.

So you like astrology? Tell me absolutely everything about my personality.  Condescending Wonka

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Oh, you follow Condescending Wonka on twitter? You must know a lot about that meme  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear underarmour every day I bet that makes you a better athlete

Oh, you wear underarmour every day I bet that makes you a better athlete  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a lifted truck? You must have such a big penis

Oh, you have a lifted truck? You must have such a big penis  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a Northface jacket? Please, tell me about your mountain expeditions.

Oh you have a Northface jacket? Please, tell me about your mountain expeditions.  Condescending Wonka

You didn't win the lottery? I'm so surprised

You didn't win the lottery? I'm so surprised  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a DJ... Please tell me all about how to run my nightclub..

Oh, so you're a DJ... Please tell me all about how to run my nightclub..  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your thinking about deleting your Facebook? way to let everyone know about it through your status

Oh, your thinking about deleting your Facebook? way to let everyone know about it through your status  Condescending Wonka

You look more frustrated than Christopher Reeves trying to do the hokey pokey

You look more frustrated than Christopher Reeves trying to do the hokey pokey  Condescending Wonka

Oh you went to PCB for spring break? you must be so good at drinking

Oh you went to PCB for spring break? you must be so good at drinking  Condescending Wonka
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