Condescending Wonka

Oh, people like to call you from blocked numbers? Answer like this: "Local sperm bank. You jack it we pack it. How may I help you?"

Oh, people like to call you from blocked numbers? Answer like this:

You get angry when people begin treating you the way you've been treating others? Please, tell me what it's like to be a 5 ton animal

You get angry when people begin treating you the way you've been treating others? Please, tell me what it's like to be a 5 ton animal  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you liked KMART on facebook please TELL me more about your exciting interests

Oh, you liked KMART on facebook please TELL me more about your exciting interests   Condescending Wonka

Non matching socks on purpose? My, your so cool.

Non matching socks on purpose?  My, your so cool. 
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love to post "sexy" pictures of yourself on facebook? Please, tell me about how all you want is a man who respects you

Oh, you love to post

Oh, you've heard "Wild Boy" ? You're so laced up.

Oh, you've heard

So Giant Fans... Your mad the Dodgers have a better record than you guys because we played the Padres and the Pirates Then tell me why you can not beat them

So Giant Fans... Your mad the Dodgers have a better record than you guys because we played the Padres and the Pirates Then tell me why you can not beat them  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took acid? Please tell me how well you understand the world

Oh, you took acid? Please tell me how well you understand the world  Condescending Wonka

You pulled rares from packs? how interesting

You pulled rares from packs? how interesting   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a new cat? Please show me 20 pictures of it

Oh, you got a new
cat? Please show me 20 pictures of it  Condescending Wonka
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