Condescending Wonka

You wear sketchers shape ups? tell me about how fit you are

You wear sketchers shape ups? tell me about how fit you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you swim for Nitro? Tell me again how great it was winning tags for the 5th time in a row.

Oh, you swim for Nitro? Tell me again how great it was winning tags for the 5th time in a row.  Condescending Wonka

I shouldn't be eating food after 9:00pm? sorry, somehow i forgot to set my stomach to "full"

I shouldn't be eating food after 9:00pm? sorry, somehow i forgot to set my stomach to

You liked a picture of a kid with cancer? you're such a good person

You liked a picture of a kid with cancer? you're such a good person  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're an atheist who dislikes christians? Please tell me more about how you aren't just like them

Oh you're an atheist who dislikes christians? Please tell me more about how you aren't just like them  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't like South Park? I bet your sense of humor and satire is so above Matt Stone and Trey Parker's.

Oh, you don't like South Park? I bet your sense of humor and satire is so above Matt Stone and Trey Parker's.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you read The Hunger Games? Please sit next to me in the movie and ruin the whole thing for me

Oh, you read The Hunger Games? Please sit next to me in the movie and ruin the whole thing for me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You got drunk on St Patricks day you must be so unique

Oh, You got drunk on St Patricks day you must be so unique  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're making us mark our own homework? that's cool, it's not like i'm paying you to do it.

Oh, you're making us mark our own homework? that's cool, it's not like i'm paying you to do it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watched the Kony video? Please tell me about how you are now an expert on African social problems.

Oh, you watched the Kony video? Please tell me about how you are now an expert on African social problems.  Condescending Wonka
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