Condescending Wonka

Avril Lavigne is engaged to that douchebag from Nickelback? Explain this "sanctity of marriage" thing to me one more time, please.

Avril Lavigne is engaged to that douchebag from Nickelback? Explain this

So Lance Armstrong is innocent because he has passed numerous drug tests in the past? tell me more about how this makes it impossible for him to fail a future one?

So Lance Armstrong is innocent because he has passed numerous drug tests in the past? tell me more about how this makes it impossible for him to fail a future one?  Condescending Wonka

Wear plaid to pla mor You must be new here.

Wear plaid to pla mor You must be new here.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your ferrari is so cool! and that automatic transmission is just amazing

Oh your ferrari is so cool! and that automatic transmission is just amazing  Condescending Wonka

you always keep the left leg of your pants rolled up? you must ride bicycles professionally

you always keep the left leg of your pants rolled up? you must ride bicycles professionally  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you meant summer 'sale'? don't let your browser's inbuilt spell-checker or proof-reading stop you before posting

Oh, you meant summer 'sale'? don't let your browser's inbuilt spell-checker or proof-reading stop you before posting  Condescending Wonka

Oh, she plays video games too? tell me more about mario kart.

Oh, she plays video games too? tell me more about mario kart.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you work for the city and know all the cops in Scottsburg? Tell me more about your power and influence you mover and shaker you.

Oh you work for the city and know all the cops in Scottsburg?  Tell me more about your power and influence you mover and shaker you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, no one texts you goodnight? Please tell me about it all over facebook.

Oh, no one texts you goodnight?
 Please tell me about it all over facebook.   Condescending Wonka

You're an overly muscled jock wearing a sleeveless shirt? Tell me how you don't look like a tool.

You're an overly muscled jock wearing a sleeveless shirt? Tell me how you don't look like a tool.  Condescending Wonka
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