Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're agnostic? Enlighten me as to how you came to that decision.

Oh, you're agnostic? Enlighten me as to how you came to that decision.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you work on The Hill? You must be terribly important

Oh, you work on The Hill? You must be terribly important  Condescending Wonka

Oh, is that a rare boutique guitar amp? You must really know how to play guitar!

Oh,  is that a rare boutique guitar amp? You must really know how to play guitar!   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink beer every day and have a tattoo? you must be a ROCKSTAR

Oh, you drink beer every day and have a tattoo? you must be a ROCKSTAR  Condescending Wonka

OH, YOU USE INSTAGRAM? YOU MUST BE SO FUN AND QUIRKY

OH, YOU USE INSTAGRAM? YOU MUST BE SO FUN AND QUIRKY  Condescending Wonka

Oh! You didn't realize you were passing in the exit lane? I Didn't realize my gun was loaded, Sorry about that tire.

Oh!  You didn't realize you were passing in the exit lane? I Didn't realize my gun was loaded, Sorry about that tire.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you get all your facts from the mainstream media? Tell me all about how You're an independent thinker.

Oh you get all your facts from the mainstream media? Tell me all about how You're an independent thinker.  Condescending Wonka

AMAA Pussy

AMAA Pussy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you thought teaching full time this summer was a great opportunity? I bet you're loving those back to school ads, you idiot.

Oh, you thought teaching full time this summer was a great opportunity?  I bet you're loving those back to school ads, you idiot.  Condescending Wonka

So, a group of Ninjas killed your boyfriend and let you go you should publish this fairytale.

So, a group of Ninjas killed your boyfriend and let you go you should publish this fairytale.  Condescending Wonka
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