Condescending Wonka

Oh, "Somebody That I Used to Know" is the #1 song in the country? Please tell me more about how all mainstream music sounds the same.

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Wow you have more than 8 bumper stickers on your car? You must be very opinionated

Wow you have more than 8 bumper stickers on your car? You must be very opinionated   Condescending Wonka

TGIF huh? Please, tell me more about how exhausting posting on twitter/FB all week has been

TGIF huh? 
 Please, tell me more about how exhausting posting on twitter/FB all week has been   Condescending Wonka

CHEV BADGE ON YOUR STOCK V6 COMMODORE..... PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT FEELS TO DRIVE A BUICK

CHEV BADGE ON YOUR STOCK V6 COMMODORE..... PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT FEELS TO DRIVE A BUICK  Condescending Wonka

Oh you hate guns and have never been in the military? Please, explain to me all things combat related.

Oh you hate guns and have never been in the military? Please, explain to me all things combat related.  Condescending Wonka

You put your laptop out of a 1 year old's reach please tell me again how they aren't innovative climbers

You put your laptop out of a 1 year old's reach please tell me again how they aren't innovative climbers  Condescending Wonka

Press the button to call an elevator while i'm already standing there waiting for one? Please tell me how retarded I must be

Press the button to call an elevator while i'm already standing there waiting for one? Please tell me how retarded I must be  Condescending Wonka

Oh you know everything about the hat3 family? Please inform me on what you know about us.

Oh you know everything about the hat3 family? Please inform me on what you know about us.  Condescending Wonka

you found out my secret you must be a detective

you found out my secret you must be a detective  Condescending Wonka

YOU'RE STARTING TOMMORROW? PLEASE CONTINUE BEING A COCKY ASSHOLE LIKE YOU'RE HOT SHIT

YOU'RE STARTING TOMMORROW? PLEASE CONTINUE BEING A COCKY ASSHOLE LIKE YOU'RE HOT SHIT  Condescending Wonka
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