Condescending Wonka

Oh, you practice natural family planning? Please, tell us all about how practical that is for most of the population.

Oh, you practice natural family planning? Please, tell us all about how practical that is for most of the population.  Condescending Wonka

Tell me about your nautical themed tattoo and how you love to sail

Tell me about your nautical themed tattoo  and how you love to sail   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a revolutionary paypal competitor? I bet you work outside of north america too

Oh, you're a revolutionary paypal competitor? I bet you work outside of north america too  Condescending Wonka

Oh your a hookah fiend? tell me about how well you blow O's

Oh your a hookah fiend? tell me about how well you blow O's  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've never watched an episode of Jersey Shore? You must be SO well educated.

Oh, you've never watched an episode of Jersey Shore? You must be SO well educated.  Condescending Wonka

So ur gonna like act a cunt when u ring me up? Let's make it a large mocha w/ heavy cream & extra 12 pumps of syrup. + Whipped cream, chocolate sauce & rainbow sprinkles on top. WRONG! This tastes like 11 pumps NOW DO IT AGAIN

So ur gonna like 
act a cunt when u ring me up? Let's make it a large mocha w/ heavy cream & extra 12 pumps of syrup.
+ Whipped cream, chocolate sauce & rainbow sprinkles on top. WRONG! This tastes like 11 pumps NOW DO IT AGAIN  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're speedo fell off? try knocking lightpoles down for a change

Oh you're speedo fell off? try knocking lightpoles down for a change  Condescending Wonka

Oh you play Call of Duty You must know all about weapons

Oh you play Call of Duty You must know all about weapons  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you use instagram and a turntable? Your must be quite the artist

Oh so you use instagram and a turntable? Your must be quite the artist  Condescending Wonka

So you want a man who will always look at you like it's the first time he sees you? Date a man with Alzheimers

So you want a man who will always look at you like it's the first time he sees you? Date a man with Alzheimers  Condescending Wonka
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