Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put a black bar over the cleavage in your profile picture? you must really not want to draw attention there

Oh, you put a black bar over the cleavage in your profile picture? you must really not want to draw attention there  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your relative died? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTACT THE DEAD THROUGH A FACEBOOK STATUS

Oh, your relative died? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTACT THE DEAD THROUGH A FACEBOOK STATUS  Condescending Wonka

You can't watch every single movie ever made for $7.99 a month? Here, have a tissue.

You can't watch every single movie ever made for $7.99 a month? Here, have a tissue.  Condescending Wonka

You're a hero a-gear? please tell me how it takes skill to spam camo and GA

You're a hero a-gear? please tell me how it takes skill to spam camo and GA  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're going to participate in "pirate wars" at Lake Oologah? Allow me to call 911 when the "pirates" run over you as you dive in the retrieve that intact water balloon....

Oh you're going to participate in

oh youre a teenaged foreveralone? tell me again why you already think you will be single forever...

oh youre a teenaged foreveralone? tell me again why you already think you will be single forever...  Condescending Wonka

Oh you got arrested? Just say YOLO, the cops will understand

Oh you got arrested? Just say YOLO, the cops will understand  Condescending Wonka

Fascinating Tell it again

Fascinating Tell it again  Condescending Wonka

You take women to Hooters? Classy.

You take women to Hooters? Classy.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you ride a 250cc bike? please tell me more about the world of sportbikes.

Oh, you ride a 250cc bike? please tell me more about the world of sportbikes.  Condescending Wonka
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