Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're on vacation...... I couldn't tell from all the facebook check-ins

Oh, you're on vacation...... I couldn't tell from all the facebook check-ins  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're over your ex? I can tell by the way you mention his name every five seconds

Oh you're over your ex? I can tell by the way you mention his name every five seconds  Condescending Wonka

Oh Hi there Youtube Please tell me how every celebrity and politician is a reptile. I'd love to watch it.

Oh Hi there Youtube Please tell me how every celebrity and politician is a reptile.  I'd love to watch it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I see all of you ladies are wearing equestrian boots at the mall today? You must have parked your horses outside.

Oh, I see all of you ladies are wearing equestrian boots at the mall today? You must have parked your horses outside.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watched the video about Joseph Kony? You must have a ton of knowledge on guerilla warfare

Oh, you watched the video about Joseph Kony? You must have a ton of knowledge on guerilla warfare  Condescending Wonka

You're quitting facebook because it's "dead"? I know you're going to be twitter famous one day.

You're quitting facebook because it's

You "go hard" five nights a week and have a 4.0? tell me again how challenging your institution of higher learning is.

You

I see you wrote a meaningful status Please tell me again how deep and philosophical you are

I see you wrote a meaningful status Please tell me again how deep and philosophical you are  Condescending Wonka

YOU ONLY CAME IN FOR A FEW GROCERIES, BUT ENDED UP WITH MORE? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT ONE

YOU ONLY CAME IN FOR A FEW GROCERIES, BUT ENDED UP WITH MORE? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT ONE  Condescending Wonka

You like to condescend people based on their opinion? Please tell me how you know sooo much better then they.

You like to condescend people based on their opinion? Please tell me how you know sooo much better then they.  Condescending Wonka
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