Condescending Wonka

You think very highly of yourself? You must have great stories about all of your accomplishments

You think very highly of yourself? You must have great stories about all of your accomplishments  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you're corey hart? please tell me about your eyewear selection, regardless of appropriate time of day

oh, so you're corey hart? please tell me about your eyewear selection, regardless of appropriate time of day  Condescending Wonka

your 6 foot 4, 120 pounds, and have a six pack? you must workout so hard

your 6 foot 4, 120 pounds, and have a six pack?  you must workout so hard  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can play Wonderwall on guitar? You must be planning your tour dates soon.

Oh, you can play Wonderwall on guitar? You must be planning your tour dates soon.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore

Oh, you're flicking off the camera in your profile pic You must be so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

You're in high school and watch Teen Mom? Tell me again how you would do a much better job

You're in high school and watch Teen Mom? Tell me again how you would do a much better job  Condescending Wonka

So you go to KSU? I thought all the smart people went to UGA.

So you go to KSU? I thought all the smart people went to UGA.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a 4runner? You must have a shitty radiator

Oh, you drive a 4runner? You must have a shitty radiator  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear a necklace with a holy spirit cross? You must be so holy

Oh you wear a necklace with a holy spirit cross?
 You must be so holy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your band covered the latest katy perry song? You must be getting so many likes on facebook right now

Oh, your band covered the latest katy perry song? You must be getting so many likes on facebook right now  Condescending Wonka
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