Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a rough morning? You must be the first person in the world to ever have had one

Oh, you had a rough morning? You must be the first person in the world to ever have had one  Condescending Wonka

You've been preaching on the streets for 15 years? Please, keep telling me about how I'm wasting the life God has given me

You've been preaching on the streets for 15 years? Please, keep telling me about how I'm wasting the life God has given me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you work in the only strip club in bangor maine? please, keep telling us how fabulous you are.

Oh, you work in the only strip club in bangor maine? please, keep telling us how fabulous you are.  Condescending Wonka

BOBBY PETRINO? HE MUST REALLY CARE ABOUT THE KIDS

BOBBY PETRINO? HE MUST REALLY CARE ABOUT THE KIDS  Condescending Wonka

You've been on reddit for over a year now? Wow, you must feel old.

You've been on reddit for over a year now? Wow, you must feel old.  Condescending Wonka

Your in a relationship at 13? Tell me what it feels like to be in love!

Your in a relationship at 13? Tell me what it feels like to be in love!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you made a trance tune with the bassline on the offbeat and an arpeggiated lead? Tell me all about your immense production skills

Oh you made a trance tune with the bassline on the offbeat and an arpeggiated lead? Tell me all about your immense production skills  Condescending Wonka

you're straight edge? Please post a status saying how stupid 4/20 and saint patricks day are and how you are above everyone

you're straight edge?  Please post a status saying how stupid 4/20 and saint patricks day are and how you are above everyone  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your phone can play music? I bet everyone you walk by appreciates your exquisite taste of shitty rap

Oh, your phone can play music? I bet everyone you walk by appreciates your exquisite taste of shitty rap  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have an associate's degree? Please, dazzle me with your brilliance.

Oh, you have an associate's degree? Please, dazzle me with your brilliance.  Condescending Wonka
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