Condescending Wonka

Sandy Hook kids were killed with pistols, not an AR-15 Tell me again how they're less dead

Sandy Hook kids were killed with pistols, not an AR-15 Tell me again how they're less dead  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got accepted to college? Tell me about how smart you are

Oh, you got accepted to college? Tell me about how smart you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, a death star is a bad idea? I can't hear you over the sound of dead dinosaurs.

Oh, a death star is a bad idea?  I can't hear you over the sound of dead dinosaurs.   Condescending Wonka

You can fix the economy in just a few months? Tell me again how your having trouble getting your personal life in order

You can fix the economy in just a few months? Tell me again how your having trouble getting your personal life in order  Condescending Wonka

You're a cookie cutter facebook group posting unoriginal and unfunny memes? Tell me more about what a 'real man' does

You're a cookie cutter facebook group posting unoriginal and unfunny memes? Tell me more about what a 'real man' does  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're doing a Confession Bear? Please tell me more how you're just misunderstood and not a total asshole.

Oh, you're doing a Confession Bear? Please tell me more how you're just misunderstood and not a total asshole.  Condescending Wonka

You don't like my relevant political Facebook posts? By all means, show me your clearly superior posts crying about how you wanted a Black iPhone and got a White one, instead.

You don't like my relevant political Facebook posts? By all means, show me your clearly superior posts crying about how you wanted a Black iPhone and got a White one, instead.  Condescending Wonka

Oh it's the first day of school? Please continue to complain about how you hate it so much.

Oh it's the first day of school? Please continue to complain about how you hate it so much.  Condescending Wonka

All country music sounds the same? tell me again about all of the variety in the top 40 stations

All country music sounds the same? tell me again about all of the variety in the top 40 stations  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you made Tire Fire? Playing "classic" is so much work!

Oh, so you made Tire Fire? Playing
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