Condescending Wonka

You make fun of straight edge all the time? You must be better than me

You make fun of straight edge all the time?  You must be better than me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you read an article about that a month ago? Please proceed to tell me exactly how that fits into class

Oh, you read an article about that a month ago? Please proceed to tell me exactly how that fits into class  Condescending Wonka

oh, you go tanning? I like paying money for skin cancer and wrinkles, too.

oh, you go tanning? I like paying money for skin cancer and wrinkles, too.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you have hand-sewn Charlie Childs Tait jacket? do you even know who peter tait is?

Oh, so you have hand-sewn Charlie Childs Tait jacket? do you even know who peter tait is?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been drinking all day? You should remind us with another facebook status.

Oh, you've been drinking all day? You should remind us with another facebook status.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you rode a horse once You must be an expert then

Oh you rode a horse once You must be an expert then  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're wearing a che guevara shirt Please tell me all about the Cuban Revolution

Oh, you're wearing a che guevara shirt Please tell me all about the Cuban Revolution  Condescending Wonka

Your boss was later than you were to work? You should make a meme about it

Your boss was later than you were to work?  You should make a meme about it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 16 and love to get drunk and never come home because "YOLO"? You seem like a very respectful child. Your parents must be proud.

Oh, you're 16 and love to get drunk and never come home because

Who gives a fuck how many strings your guitar has? just play the motherfucker.

Who gives a fuck how many strings your guitar has? just play the motherfucker.  Condescending Wonka
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