Condescending Wonka

They call you the son of satan You must be a very terrible man, tell me more about your pictures at the graveyard

They call you the son of satan You must be a very terrible man, tell me more about your pictures at the graveyard  Condescending Wonka

oh you cut the sleeves off your shirt? you must be so big and strong

oh you cut the sleeves off your shirt? you must be so big and strong  Condescending Wonka

I wonder what it's like to have a small penis? I thought you would be the one to ask. You just give off that vibe.

I wonder what it's like to have a small penis? I thought you would be the one to ask. You just give off that vibe.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you hate slytherin house because theyre depicted as bad wizards You must be so authentic

oh, you hate slytherin house  because theyre depicted as bad wizards You must be so authentic  Condescending Wonka

You don't want any more "dislike button" notifications? I'm sure complaining about it will make them stop.

You don't want any more

Oh, it's your birthday? Please be sure to "Thank everyone for the birthday wishes" on facebook

Oh, it's your birthday? Please be sure to

Oh, other people's posts aren't funny enough for you? Please tell me how your "friend" needs an apartment

Oh, other people's posts aren't funny enough for you?
 Please tell me how your

Oh, you chugged a beer? Please adamantly explain to me how drunk you are

Oh, you chugged a beer? Please adamantly explain to me how drunk you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to ADTR please tell me all about how much you love screamo.

Oh you listen to ADTR please tell me all about  how much you love screamo.  Condescending Wonka

Raggs closed? Please tell me where you plan to get your STDs and girls with braces from now?

Raggs closed? Please tell me where you plan to get your STDs and girls with braces from now?   Condescending Wonka
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